Nov 15 2008
Time for me to be random
I was going to title this Sex and Tobacco (Catchy title, huh?) but decided I wanted to talk about more than sex and tobacco and randomness ensued. Technically this should probably go in my bitch blog but I don’t have many loyal fans over there yet and I need an answer to this question.
How do guys who use chewing tobacco get laid?
Seriously, I have to know. It is so incredibly disgusting. I was at the store tonight and this man had so much of it in his mouth he actually couldn’t close his mouth all the way and he kept spitting it into this Mountain Dew bottle. I thought I was going to have to tell him to get away from me (although apparently the look of complete disgust got the message across). So really…if any of you use smokeless tobacco and are getting laid on a regular basis please explain to me what you attribute your good fortune to. If any of you ladies are or ever have gotten it on with a man who used smokeless tobacco please explain to me how you got past the gross factor.
Next question: (and I said I was gonna be random)
Why is it more socially acceptable for a dude with a wad of disgusting crap in his mouth to walk around spitting in used plastic bottles in public than for a woman to whip out a breast and feed her child in public?
Tell me, please, because I really want to know.
Well, when you take into account the general areas of the US where good ol’ chew is still a hot ticket, it should be fairly easy to figure that first question out. I know, I know, I sound all “elitist” for saying that, but I did grow up in central Indiana, and know that people in my high school get laid that chewed terbaccy, so I can speak appropriately to the question.
As to your second question, it depends. Is it a hot mom?
I live in NY and my 19 year-old brother “dips” as they say. it makes him crap and it’s gross!
http://waxingpoetically.today.com
http://artfromtheoutskirts.today.com
Because you don’t place the dip on your boy part?
Because it reminds the chick of her first time with UncleDad?
Because it kills bad breath caused by Budweiser?
Because Copenhagen sounds exotic?
Because people still listen to Aaron Tippin?
Because Jeff Foxworthy is a local hero?
Then you’re halfway there to answering the question for us!
hehe
I would need the all important unassuming victim for that to happen…but I’ll try
You should have titled it sex and tobacco.
Um… I hate dip, don’t get it either but… as to your point about breastfeeding I am in full support.